I was just about to make some modifications to the default Storage State Monitoring script in MOM so we could set special thresholds for specific volumes but I figured I'd do a bit of Googling first. I came across the following scripts:
http://webpages.charter.net/justin.harter/MOM/Scripts/ModifiedStorageStateScriptv2.txt
http://www.gotdotnet.com/codegallery/codegallery.aspx?id=ada0df24-c103-42c0-9a70-3e805be003cd
The first URL is just some more modifications to the one listed at the second URL. They didn't make the exact modifications that I would make if I re-wrote it myself but it was pretty darn close and the script is working really well.
So, a big thanks to Garth and Gerald. You saved me a lot of hours of coding and testing!